I decided to do a blog on Blogger because I think it will be easier and since it's free, I feel no pressure to update it. I'm a SAHM who works out of her home. I'm guessing that most of my posts will be about my husband, kids and the resultant frustration and humor from having such. I love humor and hate drama. I can recognize good drama, but I place a high value on laughter. If you can make me laugh, you can charm me easily.
My son said something yesterday that made me laugh and I thought to myself, 'I'd better write that down.'
We live in a tiny little town and the kids and I bike everywhere. Every day I bike with them to school and wait while they lock up their bikes and I bike with them home. They're 8 and 10 but I bike with them everywhere because I am NOT from a tiny little town, I am from 'da hood of Cape Coral, FL. As far as I'm concerned there are child molesters in every third house. In a few years (like when they're 18) I will let them ride on their own.
So anyhoo, as my butt was sore for a few days of riding my bike to run all my errands (bank, post office, grocery store, etc.), I got this gay-looking gelpad for my bike seat. Either today's bike seats are getting smaller or my butt is getting bigger. I prefer to think the former, but will not publish pictures of my butt so that you can vote on it. So, according to cool people, my bike is all like, 'dorky-looking', because the gelpad makes the seat look bigger.
So my son says, as were wheeling away, "Mom, can you put your seat down lower? I want to ride your bike because your seat makes my butt feel like magic."
Sorry kid. A magic butt is why I bought the gelpad in the first place.
It's funny that I'm on blogger. My brother, Joe has a blog on this server:
http://www.slowjoe12.blogspot.com. He's a really funny writer, but as you can see, he's not updating it quite as much as he used to. I always make fun of Joe for being on Blogger, instead of getting a 'real' website (and having a dumb url) and now here I am doing the same thing.
I upload pix every so often to Flickr, so you can see glimpses into my (yawn) exciting life. I will be updating with some old articles I wrote for a work / personal blog I have that I will let lapse soon. I will link some of my hubby (Doug's) sites and sites that I just find interesting.
Feel free to comment, make fun of me, hate me and the like. But a word of warning: If you use profanity or make fun of my kids, I will reach through the computer, grab your throat and choke the living pooey out of you. I will also delete your comments. Remember, this is my empire and I am the Empress.
